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Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie of the Day

Gisele was modeling lingerie in Brazil for Valentines Day even though it is May. I figured I’d post the shit, cuz even if she has a legit dick, she’s still worth looking at in lingerie, cuz she’s been...

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Gisele Bundchen in Black Workout Gear Again of the Day

She always does a great job tucking in her dick. I think that’s why she always wears these black tight pants that make Kim Kardashian look stumpy, dumpy and huge, cuz it doesn’t allow for any shadows...

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele was in Costa Rica showing off her amazing mom ass on the beach in a bikini….I know she’s probably not a man…and I don’t say that because Tom Brady is the definition of manly or that he doesn’t...

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Gisele Bundchen Sexy School Girl for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here’s Some Gisele in a photoshoot that is not nude – even though it should be – you know ideally close up shots of her box – so that I can look for scars from the plastic surgeon’s skillful hand in...

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Gisele Bundchen for Versace of the Day

Here’s some Gisele in what could be considered a bikini, but in what I consider boring, even if I can see her post-pregnancy mom abs…all chiseled and manly…cuz despite what Victoria’s Secret and her...

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Gisele Bundchen’s Versace Spring 2012 Campaign of the Day

I already posted one of these pictures of Gisele getting work for Versace because the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her for reasons I am convinced are transexual...

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Gisele is In a Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Here are some rumored pics of hard ass, possible hermaphrodite, maybe even tranny because all the facts aim in that direction, Gisele on the beach in a bikini in Costa Rica….cuz she lives a very hard...

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Gisele Bundchen Covers Vogue Paris of the Day

Gisele Bundchen has sand on her ass for the June Cover for Paris Vogue….and I wouldn’t mind wiping it off with my mouth and/or penis….despite rumors that she’s a mom….or that she was born a man and...

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Gisele Hot in a Bikini for Vogue Paris of the Day

I posted the cover of this HOT VOGUE PARIS BIKINI SHOOT WITH GISELE a few weeks ago….and today, I am posting the rest of the pics, that happen to be amazing, and that actually make me feel like I am...

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Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie for Her Own Lingerie Company of the Day

Gisele Bundchen got fired from Victoria’s Secret for a possible scandal I made up to make her story more interesting, you know that she was born a man and that it was gonna hit when the whole...

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Gisele s Hot in Her Bikini of the Day

This is not a picture of Gisele in her bikini, but the paparazzi are nuts and have gone very aggressive on me – law suits are around the corner so I just rather link you to the goods – cuz I know...

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Gisele Bundchen is Boring in Some Campaign of the Day

Remember when Gisele was a top model everyone was into….those were the days. What the fuck is this boring shit…is a life after you get fired from Victoria’s Secret, where you marry a football star,...

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Gisele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Gisele is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby…or at least what I assume is Tom Brady’s baby since they are married….but at the same time I learned never to assume shit….because assuming throws out my...

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Gisele Sucking Finger for Terry Richardson of the Day

Gisele was in Harper’s Bazaar…I didn’t bother looking up when…but I assume recently…cuz Terry Richardson put out his behind the scenes pics of her that I guess they didn’t buy the rights of…when...

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Gisele is Hot Booty on the Beach of the Day

In the past, I have accused Gisele for being a dude…born with a penis…but only because she had a hard face and was from Brazil, where 60% of the hot girls are born dudes, and 20 percent of the hot...

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Gisele’s Hot Ass in Demin for Some Campaign of the Day

We were just having a debate about this picture on Facebook. My friend Foetus thought it was Morgan Freeman, then we ended up agreeing it was Denzel Washington (the only black man in hollywood)...

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Gisele Bundchen Hot Body for Vogue Brazil of the Day

I don’t think Gisele has a penis at least I don’t want to think she has a penis, despite what people used to say about her being from brazil coupled with her hard face….and more importantly what...

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Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brasil of the Day

I’ve posted some of the pics from this shoot with Gisele…here are the rest…and she’s looking’ greasier than Tom Brady’s ass after a good old fashioned quarterback gang bang after he won the...

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Gisele Bundchen in her Bikini of the Day

When you’re a mom, even if you faked the pregnancy because your husband is gay and you’re actually a Brazilian tranny who doesn’t have the lady parts needed to make babies, but you do have the money...

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Gisele Bundchen Singing the Kinks for her H&M Campaign of the Day

Here’s a video for H&M of Gisele doing a cover of “All Day and All Night”….and she speaks english pretty fucking shitty considering she’s made millions of dollars here…you’d think she’d spend some...

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